Happily ever after...
A couple celebrated their 25th anniversary. They had never fought this entire time. So a man asks the husband what's their secret...
Husband: On our honeymoon we went horse-riding. my wife's horse was a bit crazy u see. It began jumping till she fell off. she calmly got up, patted the horse on the neck and said "This is your 1st time",... and mounted. After a while the horse jumped again and she fell... again. she got up again, patted the horse again and said "This is your 2nd time", and mounted again. When the horse jumped and she fell off the 3rd time, she pulled out a revolver and shot the horse dead. Seeing this I shouted, "What are you doing you razy woman??!! You killed the poor animal!!". She turned around, looked at me and said, "This is your 1st time!".... And we lived happily ever after!".
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