Squeaky clean Britain - jokes!

I want to once again live in a Britain I can be rightly proud of. It wasn't too long ago when I could hold my head up high and boast of our NHS system, our morals, our ethical government (Much better than most), etc etc.

Boy did I have to wake up, along with much of us starry-eyes British citizens. While we were proudly thinking it was all going well everything we had built our country and our trust on was dust in the wind.

Lets start with those bloody bankers - what a load of bullshit that was and is. It seems to be a topic somewhat forgotten in the current scandal with the MPs but never doubt its still going on. Ridiculous top heavy salaries of outrageous amounts - millions a year. Bonuses for totally mucking up their job. Wouldn't it be nice if we all got millions for being totally crap our jobs?? And then when it all comes out they get millions in severance packages and pensions. WHAT Are you kidding me?!
Oh the frustration and the total stupidity and unfairness of it all! The helplessness cos they know we cant do anything and they also know the bloody useless government arnt going to do anything either. My God, most 5 year olds I know have better values and judgements than this lost. Their blatant greed and immorality has broken this country financially and broken the spirit of the British people. Any money paid to them should be taken back BECAUSE IT BELONG TO US and should be re-invested in the public sector on in the banks.
None of us would be allowed to keep money we hadn't rightfully earned - why should they??

NOW as for the crowning glory of this country that should be our MPs - well what a disappointment. They are supposed to be our leaders, our role models -one or two mesing up is fair enough. There is always a bad apple in the barrel but it scandal is endemic. Its more like a barrel of bad apples with one or two having escaped.
Once again greed seems to be the porblem. Too long has greed been allowed to be seen as a healthy by-product of a good capitalist country. Bull. In this country it has been the failing of us, it has ruined us. NO longer are our MPs looking out for us, oh no - they're too busy looking out for No1; for the £1500 duck house, or their £2000 flat screen TV.

WHY the hell are they being allowed to claim for luxuries anyway?? What kind of stupid rules are these??? OK I guess I could undertsand the need to claim for expenses - but EXPENSES is for stuff you NEED like a basic house, or a pot to cook in, or a car to get to work in NOT your bloody yoghurts and porn. WTF!?!!

I am not just totaly demoralised by the state of affairs but totally disgusted with the so-called leaders of this country. They have not only broken our spirits in these hards times but they have used us, the public, they have made fools out of our hopes and dreams, they been acting in a way no true Brit would ever condone. Far fron being the best of us as the elected, they are the worst. Shame on them..

And if I hear one more MP say "what I did was perfectly legal" or "perfectly within the rules" I swear I shall egg 'em! A total lack of morals has been displayed by those in a position of trust in this country. They all deserve a huge kick up the backside, major paycuts and community service equivelant of all the money they abused.

We have elderly starving and cold in this country, orphans, homeless, a NHS that is crumbling, a bum economy. an badly outifitted army.... so much needs their help but they used our tax money on themselves?? HOW dare they!

How many people died or suffered because some public service didnt have enough money or enough resources to help them becuase some MP wanted to put his drinks on his expenses form???

Oh I am so mad. I wish I could speak to them and tell my mind because they're actions are deplorable and they should be all lined up on TV and pointed out to the kids of this country and ammoral beings and what not to be.

Britain needs a change. I want to once more be proud to be a Brit and be able to shout out that I am from the best, most moral and ethical country in the world!