Brain: "Promise me something, Pinky. Never breed."
Pinky: "Whatcha doin' over there, Brain?"
Brain: "Contemplating your afterlife, Pinky."
Brain: "Pinky, I am in considerable pain."
Pinky: "Narf! Zort! Poit! Gat! I'm with you, Brain!"
Pinky: "Wot now, Brain?"
Brain: "We should flee in terror. Yes, that would be the wisest course!"
Brain: "Now, Pinky, if by any chance you are captured during this mission, remember you are Gunther Heindriksen from Appenzell. You moved to Grindelwald to drive the cog train to Murren. Can you repeat that?"
Pinky: "Mmmm, no, Brain, don't think I can."
Brain: "I am not devoid of humour."
Pinky: "Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?"
Brain: "The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world!"
Brain: "I'm a laboratory mouse in the first stages of an elaborate plan to take over the world."
Brain: "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "Yeah, I think so, Brain, but I can't memorise the whole opera in yiddish."
Brain: "Pinky, you are a threat to tolerance."
Brain : "I shall pollute the water supply with this DNAdefibuliser, turning everyone into mindless slaves."
Pinky : "What about the people who drink bottled water?"
Brain : "Pinky, people who pay 5 dollars for a bottle of water are already mindless slaves."
Brain : "Accepting my own errors, the team needs balance. Balance, yes. Therefore, to successfully take over the world, a sacrifice must be made. One of us must be an imbecile."
"This particular scheme has a physicality to it that I dislike immensely."
- The Brain, crashing down to earth
"Utilizing satellite technology and these [2 clamps], we will redirect all global telephone communication into an endless voice mail system. And once a person is on the line, the array and amount of choices will render them occupied, busy, and unable to defend the earth for a full 72 hours - more than enough time for a well-prepared mouse to seize control of the planet."
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