Why do we all think, and I know I do, that dogs wanna eat us? I mean, not every single dog in the world can have us on its brain for breakfast/lunch/dinner or watever... can it???
I'm sure all that nasty doggy slober is directed at other things. Like trees with other doggy pee sprayed on them, and important stuff like that.
But dogs do want to eat us... or atleast chew a little, cos otherwise why wud they follow us? Chase us? and (Oh God) sniff us (with wet snotty noses I might add)?
I have a running theory on this, on why muslim women reckon dogs wanna eat us. Its a clever little theory.
Firstly, ofcourse - we is tasty. After all we r halal - lol, couldnt resist.
BUT mainly cos dogs are mean and have big teeth.
Big teeth are bad.
Big teeth imply predator.
And cos most dogs are bigger or almost equal size to me, I have to say - they wud b good at that predatoring stuff.
But I got a message for the dogs of this world.... I'm gonna get u all. One day I'll have a tazer and I'll zap u all who come after me.
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yes today was a particularly tough day. I felt like crap. It was hot. Too uncomfortable.
And u know what happens wen its hot - women strip off. WHY???? This message is especially to women who strip off and do NOT look good. Who wear crappy clothes that do not suit them. If ur gonna strip off, atleast make sure u look good. Make sure ur freakin clothes fit. That ur not popping or sliding or skidding out.
Its gross and I'm gonna start tazerin butts, cracks and bulges too.
My eyes r sensitive and I do not need to see this shit.
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